I'm Serious. I'm Kidding.

I'm on  a roll you guys. It's been one day since my last post.  Hey friends, The ones that love comedy, the ones that laugh at funny, inappropriate things. The ones that watch the roasts on Comedy Central and tell me "Dude, Amy Schumer, is so funny." Really? Is she funny? Then why the fuck aren't you watching Inside Amy Schumer?  With each of friends, I know their level of humor, what they can or cannot handle. Well most of the time. I admit there are times I say something to a person and immediately think "too far." The majority of the time though I have an amazing gauge on it.  Amy Schumer somehow does and says the inappropriate in such an appropriate way that I want to become her best friend, and I want her to give me a job. Amy, if you are reading this, I'd be the perfect candidate to be hired at minimum wage (minimum wage is 20.00/hr now, right?) just to give you your morning cookie at the appropriate temperature. ...

This is the second blog post I wrote today. This is the second blog post that mentions cocaine. It's a first of seconds on both accounts. Last night's episode of 'Girls' had the main character Hannah asking her friend how to obtain cocaine. "It's for me, to snort, for work, because I'm planning on writing an article that exposes all my vulnerabilities to the entire internet."   So I decided to do the same except instead of coke, my go to disinhibtor ... beer. I'm a slightly narcissistic person. At the same time I think of narcissism as a defense mechanism, love yourself more than you think other people do, so it doesn't matter if they don't love you as much as you think they should.  I also believe narcissism is directly correlated with vulnerability.  One of thing the main things that make me feel vulnerable is expressing my feelings towards people I care about, the fear of them not  reciprocating  always looms over me and is 30% of the r...