I'm Serious. I'm Kidding.

I’ve shied away from quoting Sarah Silverman to people, I quote Amy Schumer now...to people who have never even heard her jokes or of her. Okay, okay I may have exaggerated; I could NEVER shy away from quoting a Sarah Silverman joke. “He needs to learn to love himself, before I can stop hating his people.” Why would I quote Amy Schumer to someone who is completely oblivious to her existence on planet earth, you ask? Because she deserves to be known, she’s a funny chick. I enjoy spreading the word of laughter. I’d like to think of myself as a disciple of comedy. (Not Judas, nor Peter). So here I am today to list some of the funny females in my life right now. Some are more well known than others, but each of them need to be even better known. Why is this list composed of only girls you ask? Well maybe it’s because I’m jealous that they are so funny and I want to be a funny comedian girl like they all are, whether it be on the internet, TV, or standup. The problem with th...

Lately I've been watching a lot of stand up.  I've been inspired by people such as Sarah Silverman and Iliza Shlesinger (both Jews, just a little FYI funfact) and Erin Gilligan (if you haven't heard of her, google her, you won't regret it). I finally decided one day last week that instead of coming home from work and pounding a 6-pack of Miller Lites and considering it my dinner, I would be more productive and write a mini show.  Once I did, I decided to go to an open mic night.  Turns out my apartment was having one that night.  The turnout was dismal at best, but you gotta start somewhere. In Part1 I discuss my debilitating fear of phones, my not so normal dreams, and how i plan on scoring my 15 minutes of fame. Part 2  explains the For those of you wondering I didn't quit my day job. the chandra moore comedy whore tour the chandra moore comedy whore tour -   part 2 perks of being black, the # 1 question i'm asked the most, h...