I'm Serious. I'm Kidding.

Spring break forr evaaa... I saw  Spring Breakers this past Saturday. I'm not a big movie goer. I'm content with watching the now playing in theaters movies that iTunes has in my own home, in sweats eating a pound of tuna sashimi. But there was a three fold triangle that made me decide to partake in the popular American pasttime. 1st fold : Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez, and Vanessa Hudgens I'm a huge Pretty Little Liars, Wizards of Waverly Place*, and High School Musical franchise fan *Selena Gomez was named after Selena, so in my eyes, Gomez can do no wrong, and I have taken her under my wing and will defend her until her demise. 2nd fold : James Franco. I love him. I loved him since ' Freaks and Geeks'   ...I fell in love with him as Tristan in Tristan and Isolde and he's a super crazy, almost schizo eclectic...and I love that.  Plus...that James Dean thing he's got going for him... 3rd fold : Harmony Korine  ... I remember watching  ...

I have a degree in Psychology, so I can like analyze things that are psychological and stuff pretty well. Since completing my degree four long years ago I have diagnosed three of my friends with bi-polar disorder, two with schizophrenia, and one who is a complete sociopath, and will be coming into their place of work one day and shooting it up.  To say I'm qualified is an understatement.   I can analyze through handwriting, body language and I can also read lips.  I decided to look beyond the surface of the pictures from the Justin Bieber paparazzi scandal that happened this past weekend and give you the 100% real scoop of what happened after the altercation. "Bro, you made me lose my shoe!"    "What the hell am I supposed to do now bro?  My purple shoe is lying in the gutter."  "I told you these were stupid pants, J."  "Selena, I don't care.  I have one shoe on and my p...