I'm Serious. I'm Kidding.

I didn’t really want to write this, but every bone in my body was making me. It’s an urge, like my libido, that I couldn't suppress. I’m pissed I’m writing this.  I’m pissed I just wrote that sentence.  I’m pissed this is my second concern this month, I don’t like to have more than one concern. I’m pissed this is the second time this year this was a concern.  I’m pissed that at our rate, I’ll probably have this concern again in 2013, Lord willing I can have concerns after the events that may or may not transpire next Friday. I have this weird feeling that come December 25th, while we are all are opening presents and shaking our heads in embarrassment towards our family  members, we'll all be thinking about 26 other families. More so, the 20 families with gifts that as I'm typing this are already wrapped for people that will never have a chance to open them.  I'm not a mother, nor am I ready to be one in any future that is near, but after thi...

Guilty pleasures. We all have them... for a while. Then one day, we finally grow a pair, either metaphorically or if you're a guy and your testicles have stilllllll not descended you get a pair too. I won't speak for you, but in my eyes and maybe only in mine, it seems as you grow older, your guilty pleasures become less and less guilty and bit by bit more endearing. Chandra's go-to Example: The Disney Channel Who didn't grow up obsessed with Duck Tales (wooo-hooo),  Under the Umbrella Tree, Mickey Mouse Club, Darkwing Duck, and Kidssssss Incorrrrparated ( K-I-D-S), Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers.  Nothing to be ashamed about, but then...I was in my 20s (WAIT, I'M STILL IN MY 20s) and refound the Disney Channel like people who become born again Christians. I became obsessed with Hannah Montana, High School Musical,  Wizards of Waverly Place,  The Suite Life of Zack and Cody... followed by The Suite Life on Deck) ... the list could go on. When a guy came along,...

Can you laugh at least one of these quotes? " Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath, okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower. So did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw  some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did." "Every group needs a Dave, like Dave Matthews band...y eah,  like  in  Dave Matthews Band ,  Carter Beauford  is the  Dave !" "Okay, so if I take Tuesday before Monday, I'll die instantly..." "He's talking about his Batman and Throbbin'." "You absolutely know where Michigan is, you were an extra in '8 Mile'." "No I'm not pretending I'm pregnant anymore. This is not eighth grade gym class." " Quaint. Isn't that the space between a gal's goal and her penalty box?" “If you wanna know what else is gay go to  www.whatisgay.biz . I tried to get .gov but it was taken.” If you did, read on, it you can't get off...