I'm Serious. I'm Kidding.

You may define this picture of a corner in my apartment as a "drinking problem" ...I, on the other hand define it more as a "hoarding problem"

I have complied a list.  I am far from the sharpest tool in the shed, garage, toolbox, hardware store etc.  There are many things that well...I just don't understand.  Like for instance, why would you take Pluto away as a planet.  That's like taking a piece of my childhood away,  I miss being able to say "My Very Excellent Mother Just Made Us Nine Pizzas."  So this is a list of just a few of many things I will probably never understand.  Facebook vs. The Dislike Button Why facebook won't put a dislike button..I mean let's be logical here. There is no 'dislike' button but there is a 'poke' button?  I'm estimating only 1/6 of the facebook population actually knows what it means.  Are the people of facebook afraid that the dislike button is going to hurt too many peoples' feelings?  I thought we as a people were given free will.  Well not having the choice to not like something is the opposite of free will, it's like communism, or

Recently I have come across something which in my eyes is already a pandemic in our country or maybe just in my apartment. It is worse than swine flu, but better than texting and driving, yet equal to self mutilation (razor blades only). It’s called Drinking While Watching Infomercials (DWWI). \ For so long I only thought as the infomercial to be somewhat of entertaining programming for the insomniacs and night time security guards. Well this past month something has happened. These infomercials are just as sneaky and conniving as the credit card companies that up your interest rate to 30% just because you haven’t paid a monthly payment in 9 months. You take your average young adult American who may or may not have an issue with drinking and have them turn on the boob tube at 2:00 am in the morning and these are some of the things that a person who is writing this blog may or may not have purchased while under the influence. The Pillow Pet. This purchase was solely based on the fa