MY 30 FOR YOUR 30
Law. Hey, hi…it’s your birthday today. And I’m writing this to you. My favorite thing is when people ask me to make them a video or write something for their birthday, but you didn’t do that, did you? Oh yeah, you did. Months ago. Before we start though…are you sitting down? In your living room? Maybe get up and walk to your backyard…I’ll wait. Still waiting… You didn’t do it did you? Well this is awkward. Just standing here… Okay, let’s just get into this, you wanted me to make a list of 30 favorite memories. So like they have to be joint memories? They can’t be like the time you gave birth to Peyton and I held my first newborn ever, or the time John and I laid together in bed? This list can’t be about me, huh? Rather it should be about you…or maybe we can compromise and I can make it about us. We compromise a lot in this friendship. I accept that you watch weird horrible reality, and you accept that one day you will give up, leave John and the kids and I