A Lunch Story
At around 11:30 AM PST on May 28, 2015, I had a sudden urge to get sushi for lunch. I then remembered that there was this salmonella outbreak happening with raw tuna. This was followed by a strict decision made by my cautious side to only order salmon and yellowtail based items. Sadly crab is not a choice for me because I’m allergic.* * there are a few friends out there that don’t believe me, and I so badly and will one day eat a bunch of crab just to prove them wrong, because that’s the type of person I am. I quickly took back my responsible decision because I just had to get the Jalapeno Bomb. What’s that you ask? Well I will tell you what it’s not, it’s not a terrorist attack, in fact if we gave terrorists these Jalapeno Bombs instead of just dropping bombs, the world would be a better place** A Jalapeno Bomb is spicy tuna and cream cheese put into a jalapeno that is then deep fried, cut into quarters and topped with delicious eel sauce. An orgasm in your mouth if