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I've decided to add movie reviewer to my resume.  Here is my first one. Last night I went to see 'Love and Other Drugs' starring Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal with my sisters.  When I say 'sisters' I mean my actual 'sisters' not to be confused with my 'sistas' Anyway a brief synopsis about this movie.  It is basically about love and drugs, not bad drugs, just zoloft, prozac, and viagra. My review: Jake Gyllenhaal is the most under appreciated actor of our time.  I've totally taken him for granted will never do so again... clearly... If you like what you see here, go see the movie. p.s.  Anne Hathaway is good in it too.

In the spirit of the upcoming holiday season and Oprah's final favorite things episode, I thought it's time I show the world a few of my favorite things (well...the legal ones).  I have a lot of things that I like, but this week there were a couple that were strange.  I finally realized there may be a chemical imbalance in my head when Wednesday had come along and I had already threatened to literally murder two of my friends on two separate ocassions within two hours of each other.  (I then apologized within an 1/2 hour of each threat via Facebook, and we have moved on as if nothing had ever happened).  Here are some of my favorite things during the week of November 17th- November 21st.  The Ever Constant Favorites. hipster? nah. duh.  no explanation needed.  the black cardigan...literally goes with everything, even my mesh shorts  Favorite Boy of the Week. this may be inappropiate because this is my friend's little brother, but all I can sa

Lately I've been watching a lot of stand up.  I've been inspired by people such as Sarah Silverman and Iliza Shlesinger (both Jews, just a little FYI funfact) and Erin Gilligan (if you haven't heard of her, google her, you won't regret it). I finally decided one day last week that instead of coming home from work and pounding a 6-pack of Miller Lites and considering it my dinner, I would be more productive and write a mini show.  Once I did, I decided to go to an open mic night.  Turns out my apartment was having one that night.  The turnout was dismal at best, but you gotta start somewhere. In Part1 I discuss my debilitating fear of phones, my not so normal dreams, and how i plan on scoring my 15 minutes of fame. Part 2  explains the For those of you wondering I didn't quit my day job. the chandra moore comedy whore tour the chandra moore comedy whore tour -   part 2 perks of being black, the # 1 question i'm asked the most, how I feel about

Sunday Night DemiLovatoIstheShit Playlist                                                             1. Demi Lovato - Catch Me 2. Demi Lovato - Quiet 3. Demi Lovato - Trainwreck 4. Demi Lovato - La La Land 5. Demi Lovato - Don't Forget 6. Demi Lovato - Believe in Me 7. Demi Lovato - Until Your Mine 8. Demi Lovato - Every Time You Lie 9. John Mayer - Slow Dancing in a Burning Room

Tell me I'm not destined for greatness.