I'm Serious. I'm Kidding.

I just need to say that many of you people (yeah I said you people) are looking at this Miley situation all wrong. No one is admitting that Miley has great taste in music, what are you ashamed to say it because she's a "Disney" chick?  Was anyone even paying attention to it?  I know I was, the song was the first thing I noticed, even before the enormous bong that was in her hand.  Anyone who is playing ANY song from Bush's Sixteen Stone album is legit.  GREAT SONG. Kudos to you Miley. But with Miley being the international phenom she is, she's getting slack for all the negative stuff going on in the video (i.e. the bong smoking, cursing, and bad tripping)... she can't be tamed... check out the video with a great soundtrack here... To nip this in the butt and avoid future issues, I've decided to give my unsolicted advice to some people involved in this situation... I can do this, I have a degree in Psychology....trust. Miley Miley you need t

I've decided to add movie reviewer to my resume.  Here is my first one. Last night I went to see 'Love and Other Drugs' starring Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal with my sisters.  When I say 'sisters' I mean my actual 'sisters' not to be confused with my 'sistas' Anyway a brief synopsis about this movie.  It is basically about love and drugs, not bad drugs, just zoloft, prozac, and viagra. My review: Jake Gyllenhaal is the most under appreciated actor of our time.  I've totally taken him for granted will never do so again... clearly... If you like what you see here, go see the movie. p.s.  Anne Hathaway is good in it too.

In the spirit of the upcoming holiday season and Oprah's final favorite things episode, I thought it's time I show the world a few of my favorite things (well...the legal ones).  I have a lot of things that I like, but this week there were a couple that were strange.  I finally realized there may be a chemical imbalance in my head when Wednesday had come along and I had already threatened to literally murder two of my friends on two separate ocassions within two hours of each other.  (I then apologized within an 1/2 hour of each threat via Facebook, and we have moved on as if nothing had ever happened).  Here are some of my favorite things during the week of November 17th- November 21st.  The Ever Constant Favorites. hipster? nah. duh.  no explanation needed.  the black cardigan...literally goes with everything, even my mesh shorts  Favorite Boy of the Week. this may be inappropiate because this is my friend's little brother, but all I can sa

Lately I've been watching a lot of stand up.  I've been inspired by people such as Sarah Silverman and Iliza Shlesinger (both Jews, just a little FYI funfact) and Erin Gilligan (if you haven't heard of her, google her, you won't regret it). I finally decided one day last week that instead of coming home from work and pounding a 6-pack of Miller Lites and considering it my dinner, I would be more productive and write a mini show.  Once I did, I decided to go to an open mic night.  Turns out my apartment was having one that night.  The turnout was dismal at best, but you gotta start somewhere. In Part1 I discuss my debilitating fear of phones, my not so normal dreams, and how i plan on scoring my 15 minutes of fame. Part 2  explains the For those of you wondering I didn't quit my day job. the chandra moore comedy whore tour the chandra moore comedy whore tour -   part 2 perks of being black, the # 1 question i'm asked the most, how I feel about

Sunday Night DemiLovatoIstheShit Playlist                                                             1. Demi Lovato - Catch Me 2. Demi Lovato - Quiet 3. Demi Lovato - Trainwreck 4. Demi Lovato - La La Land 5. Demi Lovato - Don't Forget 6. Demi Lovato - Believe in Me 7. Demi Lovato - Until Your Mine 8. Demi Lovato - Every Time You Lie 9. John Mayer - Slow Dancing in a Burning Room

Tell me I'm not destined for greatness.

Sunday Night iWasHungoverAllDay Playlist 1. James Morrison - Broken Strings 2. Eric Hutchinson - Outside Villanova 3. Kate Voegele - One Way Or Another 4. Katy Perry - Circle the Drain 5. Pink - Sober 6. The Streets- You're Fit But You Know It 7. A Rocket to the Moon - Dakota 8. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Hard to Concentrate 9. Vampire Weekend - Giving Up the Gun 10. 3OH!3 - We Are Young

Tuesday Night can'tFALLasleep Playlist 1. Williow Smith - Whip My Hair 2. Little Dragon - Twice 3. Mumford & Sons - Awake My Soul 4. Nick Jonas & the Administration - Olive and an Arrow 5. Justin Bieber - U Smile 6. The Pretty Reckless - Make Me Wanna Die 7. Superchick - Alive 8. Travie McCoy - Billionaire 9. The Forward - Last Summer 10. Within Temptaion - All I Need 11. Eye Alaska - Walk Like a Gentleman 12. The Veronicas - Mother Mother 13. Mister Mister - Broken Wings

With my dear friend Linsanity's latest woes, I had already started populating my "Letters to Lindsay - version 2.0. I really thought she was going to go back to the slammer, I was uberly excited that this was going to happen because then we could re-ignite the relationship we started over the summer. MISS THIS GIRL! I'll be honest once she was sprung from Lynwood, I tried to keep in contact but it was tough because no one would give me her address, she never replied to my tweets, and the impossible happened - I couldn't even get anything out of Michael Lohan's mouth. Then the judge sentenced her to the worst possible thing: rehab until January 3rd 2011. I thoroughly oppose rehabs, I'm a staunch believer in the old saying "Rehab is for quitters!" I cannot with a clean conscience continually write a daily letter to the Lin-dawg and address it to "Betty Ford Center." It would go against everything I believe in. After much contemplation

With the invention of DVR, commerical watching has become almost obsolete for me.  I have actually come to despise commericals and having to sit through them.  Although there are those commericials that really do their job and make you want to have a product. EXAMPLE:  VALTREX - MEDICINE FOR OUTBREAKS  Every herpes commerical makes me jealous of each individual that is lucky enough to have them.  They just seem so happy and full of life, and they are never alone even when it seems they are.  "Two beers please, one for me, and one for my herpes."  They have the perfect life and are always in love.    I want a love like this. Another commercial I enjoy is Claritin.  Those people with make me want to have allergies because it seems as soon as they take these pills they have 20/20 vision times 18...crystal clear.  Are you Claritin Clear?  The other day I broke my commercial rule while watching a movie on Lifetime : Televisi

Lady Gaga or as my dear friend Chelsea calls her Lady GuhGuh did it again last night at the VMAs. Every award show she attends always makes me contemplate whether she is art or a psycho and not from this planet. While that is not the point of this post, this is the point of it: When she won and came up on stage wearing the above number and me not being that savvy in fashion (you all know I’m and overalls and flannel shirt girl) I thought hey that’s different, I like it. Then when she said “I never thought I’d be asking Cher to hold my meat purse.” I was still unclear on what she meant by that. It wasn’t until about an hour and a half after the show that I realized, she was in fact wearing raw meat. Enter today, here comes PETA. I’ve never really gotten PETA; I knew they were the people who put out those creepy pictures of monkeys covered in lipstick and naked billboards of celebrities everywhere. I also LOVE when they throw red paint on people wearing white fur, I mean that i

You may define this picture of a corner in my apartment as a "drinking problem" ...I, on the other hand define it more as a "hoarding problem"

I have complied a list.  I am far from the sharpest tool in the shed, garage, toolbox, hardware store etc.  There are many things that well...I just don't understand.  Like for instance, why would you take Pluto away as a planet.  That's like taking a piece of my childhood away,  I miss being able to say "My Very Excellent Mother Just Made Us Nine Pizzas."  So this is a list of just a few of many things I will probably never understand.  Facebook vs. The Dislike Button Why facebook won't put a dislike button..I mean let's be logical here. There is no 'dislike' button but there is a 'poke' button?  I'm estimating only 1/6 of the facebook population actually knows what it means.  Are the people of facebook afraid that the dislike button is going to hurt too many peoples' feelings?  I thought we as a people were given free will.  Well not having the choice to not like something is the opposite of free will, it's like communism, or

Recently I have come across something which in my eyes is already a pandemic in our country or maybe just in my apartment. It is worse than swine flu, but better than texting and driving, yet equal to self mutilation (razor blades only). It’s called Drinking While Watching Infomercials (DWWI). \ For so long I only thought as the infomercial to be somewhat of entertaining programming for the insomniacs and night time security guards. Well this past month something has happened. These infomercials are just as sneaky and conniving as the credit card companies that up your interest rate to 30% just because you haven’t paid a monthly payment in 9 months. You take your average young adult American who may or may not have an issue with drinking and have them turn on the boob tube at 2:00 am in the morning and these are some of the things that a person who is writing this blog may or may not have purchased while under the influence. The Pillow Pet. This purchase was solely based on the fa

Lindsay Lohan Lynwood Correctional Facility 11705 S Alameda Ave Lynwood, CA 90262 Hey Linnerator! How are you!? This will be short but sweet.  I worked over 12 hours today...there is no reason for the sky to look like this when I get out of work:                                                     Do you have any good views from where you are staying? I have no idea what is going on in the celebrity world, I haven't checked my twitter since 9 this morning, I'm starting to shake. And I was in a vault the whole time, so I COMPLETELY know how you are feeling... But I did score this: An Outback VIP Card. 2.50 domestic drafts 3.00 gold coast ritas 5.00 patron magaritas 5.00 premium martinis (I'm sorry I didn't mean to rub that in your face.) Well sorry this is short but I'm tired and I have meth and coke on my hands and in my throat, so I need to shower thoroughly.  (I'm sorry I did it again...).  Until tommorrow.  Love Sincerely, Chandra